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To: PROCON

Those dumbass New Yawk “gun experts” know everything. They have figured out that a “glock” will kill you worse than any other brand of gun.


5 posted on 05/10/2024 11:51:39 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Weird how the invading hordes of illegal foreign deadbeats didn't start until FJB took the throne.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

I am happy to report that I just bought a Glock 86. So lethal is this pistol that if you shoot it a a target, it will kill anyone who has ever stood where that target is. Its molecular-nuclear sights allow even beginning shooters to hit a target 600 feet away with +/- 2mm precision and prints a 1/2” grouping at 300 yards.

Equipped with a “shoulder thing that goes up” in a choice of five different sizes, it has a 950 round magazine, a clip clipper to maintain the lethality of bullet clips (available t your local gun shop), an auto seer that can predict the future, a disappearing holster that vanishes when you put it on, papier-mache construction so it cannot be detected by x-rays, CT scanners or MRI machines, a variable length flexible barrel that can shoot around corners, upstairs and through the time / space continuum, and with the Glock model “ShushGlock 263” silencer, fire ammo that can’t even be heard in an anechoic chamber. It fires bullets that disintegrate after they hit their final target so they can’t be traced, the shell casings are polished upon ejection so the shell casings can’t be traced, and is available in six different colors. Mine is the extra-scary black hue that can send a person into fits of terror that only 3 years of counseling will cure them.

The best part is that this weapon of war / weapon of mass destruction can be had for $79.95 and comes complete with four 950 round fully concealable magazines, five sizes of shoulder things that go up, a cleaning kit, a trigger lock and an attractive walnut gift case.


14 posted on 05/10/2024 12:24:48 PM PDT by VideoPaul
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Everyone seems to think they’re ignorant, but the NY general assembly knows exactly what they’re doing. They’re trying to ban whole categories of firearms so that complete civilian disarmament, their end goal, is one step closer. The totalitarians that run NY want to completely do away with the bill of rights, and once the second amendment is gone there will be no effective constraints on their power. Tyrannical politicians don’t fear the courts. They don’t fear the police because the police are their instruments. They don’t fear the press because the media have their collective lips firmly attached to the tyrants’ anuses. They don’t fear the majority of the voters, because most New Yorkers want to be slavers. BUT there are some who MIGHT take condign action, and these are the ones tyrants fear. Hence total civilian disarmament.


42 posted on 05/10/2024 9:38:12 PM PDT by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
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