and around corners.
I am happy to report that I just bought a Glock 86. So lethal is this pistol that if you shoot it a a target, it will kill anyone who has ever stood where that target is. Its molecular-nuclear sights allow even beginning shooters to hit a target 600 feet away with +/- 2mm precision and prints a 1/2” grouping at 300 yards.
Equipped with a “shoulder thing that goes up” in a choice of five different sizes, it has a 950 round magazine, a clip clipper to maintain the lethality of bullet clips (available t your local gun shop), an auto seer that can predict the future, a disappearing holster that vanishes when you put it on, papier-mache construction so it cannot be detected by x-rays, CT scanners or MRI machines, a variable length flexible barrel that can shoot around corners, upstairs and through the time / space continuum, and with the Glock model “ShushGlock 263” silencer, fire ammo that can’t even be heard in an anechoic chamber. It fires bullets that disintegrate after they hit their final target so they can’t be traced, the shell casings are polished upon ejection so the shell casings can’t be traced, and is available in six different colors. Mine is the extra-scary black hue that can send a person into fits of terror that only 3 years of counseling will cure them.
The best part is that this weapon of war / weapon of mass destruction can be had for $79.95 and comes complete with four 950 round fully concealable magazines, five sizes of shoulder things that go up, a cleaning kit, a trigger lock and an attractive walnut gift case.
Funny!
I WANT ONE!
Aaand I want whatever you’re drinking!
👍👍👍
and around corners.
Very clever.
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“available in six different colors”
I was a bit on the fence about buying one but settled it.
Sounds like something Doc Nickle would make.😜