Posted on 04/29/2024 1:48:43 PM PDT by packagingguy
This may be the funniest Hamas sympathizer campus protest moment yet, and the responses are hilarious!
A protestor at the UCLA 'liberated zone' (smelly left-wing protesters squatting on campus grounds against the rules) apparently has a 'potentially fatal banana allergy'. We're, of course, expected to believe this person lives in abject terror of bananas, avoiding the cafeteria, hoping one doesn't spring from the shadows like a curvaceous assassin.
They posted signs around Camp Nitwit alerting people to keep the fatal fruit away. Counterprotesters, amused by the sheer stupidity and entitlement of these people, returned with bunches of the golden fruit.
'The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns'.
LOLOLOL!
That is a sentence that a grown woman actually wrote and sent out into the world for others to read.
The encampment was overflowing with fruits well before the bananas arrived on the scene.
Many were concerned about this 'vile' act.
Why won't UCLA enforce a nonexistent rule against bananas to placate the cretins who are breaking UCLA's rules against overnight camping?
The sheer audacity of these folks. They are truly some of the dumbest people on the planet.
They reported it to UCLA. LOL!
(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...
Now they are wielding bananas just like assault weapons at the fiery but mostly peaceful pro-Hamas supporters.
Get the administration of the university to stop this atrocity! The snowflakes are melting!
Oh the humanity!
LOL!!!
What about pointed sticks?
Those banana enemas will get you every time.
Ask Hunter Biden.
And 16-ton weights!
Look...look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just *one way* of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others!
The counterprotestors should smear peanut butter all over the place. That would sent the filth shrieking in terror.
“Now, come at me with those raspberries.”
“You’ll shoot me!”
The counterprotestors should have a pig roast.
“We’ve done fresh fruit for the past 9 weeks”
“YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL EH”?
Palestinian protesters have NO PLACE in America. They are invaders, occupying in the name of mad-Mo. The exceptions - those who renounce Islam and use the koran as TP to prove they aren’t lying. Better yet, those who receive Jesus as Lord and Savior.
Here to read the Pythons’ reply.
There are two types of people in this world Pythons and non-Pythons.
When you said “assault fruits”, I thought of coconuts.
Of course there are.
A pistol, for example.
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