Posted on 04/28/2024 9:03:10 AM PDT by NetAddicted
The White House Correspondent's Dinner is truly filled with some low-hanging fruit (pun intended), but this thread from @Amuse is one of this editor's favorite things this morning. It sums up how ridiculous and accidentally hilarious the whole thing has become. What used to be a gentlemanly roast of the president has become some obnoxious party for the media to pat itself on the back while pretending to hold a president they literally carry water for every day, accountable.
For example, they roasted TRUMP more than Biden.
Yeah, they suck.
Luckily, Amuse did some of the heavy lifting for us because this thread is GLORIOUS.
Correspondents' Dinnerš§µ: @PressSec and her new lover enjoying a salad and taking pictures having a wonderful time. pic.twitter.com/ju9Wnc9j7F
ā @amuse (@amuse) April 28, 2024
Look at her taking pictures of the food.
LOL.
But wait, there's more.
Correspondents' Dinnerš§µ: @KamalaHarris might be leaving Doug Emhoff behind tonight. pic.twitter.com/kX42zziDQa
ā @amuse (@amuse) April 28, 2024
*cough cough*
Correspondents' Dinnerš§µ: Sadly no one wanted to talk to Dr. Jill. Wonder why? pic.twitter.com/EeG5MIKkeb
ā @amuse (@amuse) April 28, 2024
Poor Jill.
Wonder if those curtains were on sale.
Correspondents' Dinnerš§µ: Meanwhile Biden seemed very confused he was having to feed himself. Playing with his salad, then getting distracted by his dinner roll, the struggling to break the roll, losing interest in the roll, and then barely getting his fork to his mouth, pic.twitter.com/ul8KvUbRkm
ā @amuse (@amuse) April 28, 2024
That's a fork, Joe. People use it for eating.
Correspondents' Dinnerš§µ: Biden sharing tales of his uncleās last meal in New Guinea between bites. Is it me or does he close his eyes when he chews? Like a shark? pic.twitter.com/GCXHSW28EH
ā @amuse (@amuse) April 28, 2024
And now we can't stop seeing that.
HA!
Correspondents' Dinnerš§µ: Doug Emhoff decided he needed to step in before things went too far between @KamalaHarris and her admirer. pic.twitter.com/3cIx30nldS
ā @amuse (@amuse) April 28, 2024
Awkward.
Correspondentsā Dinnerš§µ:Meanwhile Washingtonās elite had to brave a gauntlet of Hamas supporters before enjoying rubber chicken. pic.twitter.com/rzzcA3DOAj
ā @amuse (@amuse) April 28, 2024
So BRAVE.
Correspondents' Dinnerš§µ: The Press Corpse couldnāt get Trump so they hired an impersonator. What do you think? Funny? pic.twitter.com/ZUOhRdXoyE
ā @amuse (@amuse) April 28, 2024
Eh.
Notice how none of them is sure if they should laugh or not.
Correspondentsā Dinnerš§µ: This is a flashback from 2014 when Biden was roasted over his cognitive decline. I wonāt bother to share his speech this year, it was too sad to share. pic.twitter.com/4uYzoT1MFT
ā @amuse (@amuse) April 28, 2024
Yup. Jost phoned it in without being TOO mean to the old geezer.
Correspondents' Dinnerš§µ: Final thoughtā¦ The entire roast of Biden was a roast of President Trump. Itās like Trump is the president.
ā @amuse (@amuse) April 28, 2024
*cough cough*
Again.
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BTW, KJP said hi to Jimmy Failla last night on air. He said he belongs to the keg party.
Who’s uncle was being served on the bed of Arugula and organic radish sprouts?
Yes, in 2014 they brutalized him, but not last night.
.
Those were the days.
Love Sam J on Twichy. She’s funny and effective.
DROPS, thereās that word again. First it was music droppings and now political pundits. Is there a problem with the Earthās gravitational field in the future?
Yep. Doc Raoul, Kristinn, BillF, Angelwood, BufordP...
I still remember dressing up as Helen Thomas...
Who went where?
The impersonator is worth the scroll and 2:40.
I think one of the best was GWB and Steve Bridges in 2006.
Why is the woman in red sitting next to Biden? Who is she?
Note how President Trump attended knowing he'd be dumped on...which brilliantly illustrated the chasm between our freedoms and the usurper's handler's goal to make us live in fear will ultimately fail.
Have we got observers lined up who won't be bullied out in the wee morning hours? Techs insuring the machines aren't able to be altered this time? Why have I seen NO legislation getting these corrupt machines out when keeping them is now obvious theft of our voices and rights?
Fetterman in a white hoodie. took a hilarious crack at Menendez......
told interviewer his gold bars was paying for the WH correspondent’s dinner.
It’s amazing biden dosnt get that when he’s speaking
he looks like a squinty decrepit old coot
trying to fool people into thinking he’s as sharp as a tack.
Noone in their right mind believes him.
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