Sasha Obama puts statuesque physique on display in midriff-baring outfit - and you should see her nails

Hello! ^ | 04/19/2024 | Staff

[Nervous Tick]

>> When did they change the meaning of statuesque to “fat & ugly”?

Why, whenever the Progressive Left redefined *everything* as a “construct”.

She identifies as statuesque, she’s statuesque. Michael Moore is statuesque, Jerry Nadler is statuesque, Michelle and Sassy Obama are statuesque. Period, end of story, white boy.

[Sirius Lee]

I was thinking a cross between Mooseshell and Bubbles.

[38special]

She doesn’t even resemble either Obama. I don’t think she’s really their daughter.

[Nervous Tick]

ROFL, I see your point!

[bigbob]

Wasn’t aware “statuesque” is a synynom for “fat slob”

[Ann Archy]

Michelle gave them HIDEOUS GHETTO FASHION SENSE!! And a NAVAL STUD?? UGH TO THE MAX!

[gloryblaze]

More eye uncandy:

https://pagesix.com/2023/09/07/bikini-top-clad-sasha-obama-smokes-a-cigarette-while-hanging-with-friends/

[sevlex]

“Breathtaking”.

[TigerClaws]

Sasha’s real parents are here.

https://educate-yourself.org/cn/Undeniable-Photographic-Evidence-That-Martin-Nesbitt-and-Dr-Anita-Blanchard-Nesbitt-Are-the-True-Parents-of-Sasha-and-Malia-Obama28nov16.shtml

Mike can’t have babies.

[subterfuge]

She sounds as stupid as her mom. Oh, and barf alert would be appropriate.

[Ann Archy]

OMG!!! SO TRUE!!

[daler]

Just the type of fawning article you usually get for someone like, say, Melanie Trump?/s

[changeitback440]

looks like she ate Biden’s uncle

[Ann Archy]

There is NOT ONE PICTURE OF PREGNANT MOOCH!

[Bonemaker]

"She looks like just another black,angry,militant,lesbian to me."

Big democrat cities and law schools are loaded with this filth. Letitia James wannabees. Black guys want nothing to do with them that's why they have that perpetual scowl. And they hate, I'm talkin' HATE blonde white women!

[kawhill]

Had to look, Hannah Hargrave is the editor. Is that all she has to do in her life?

[HYPOCRACY]

Yes. Like a cow statue.

[jaydubya2]

I tell my kids you look much better with a smile also. At least she has no visible tats. Check out the anti-Christian freak behind her!

[Big Red Badger]

Big Mike doesn’t smile...
To much hate.

[mass55th]

Well, at least she doesn’t feel the need to wear 6 inch fake eyelashes...yet.