Posted on 04/08/2024 5:57:05 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
"this winter's stratospheric events have been anything but typical"
So everything's normal?
> A major current of circulating air called the Arctic polar vortex has completely reversed course … <
That’s science. And it explains my sudden urge to walk backwards.
My cat laughed and mocked me when I did that. Who’s the fool now, Mr. Whiskers?
Oh no we’re all gonna die. Send Greta Thunberg to the North Pole.
Oh no! Give the climatards more money and restrict more freedoms!
Quick!
“ A major current of circulating air called the Arctic polar vortex has completely reversed course and is now spinning ‘backwards’. ”
Horrific , we must act now.
Scientists had come up with a name for this.
That are calling it “spring”.
So it’s not a big deal, happens all the time, but Climutt Chainz?
Wow, the Vortex bats both ways. How woke!
I have this album somewhere in my rows of milk crates with LPs
Scientists say more Communism will fix it.
Since 1979....when the records began. We have no idea what happened prior to this.
“”Since 1979....when the records began. We have no idea what happened prior to this.””
Reminds me of the “ozone hole” hoax. One camera notices the lessening of the ozone in the Antarctic, and......we’re all gonna die!!! After actually watching and observing over time, it turns out the so-called hole oscillates over time.
In other words, it’s natural.
The Globull Warming, Globull Cooling, Climate Change, Climate Crisis, Globull Hoaxers will get ready for an grand oscillation, when the next Ice Age begins.
Make Mammoths Great Again!
Are you assuming your cat’s gender or did you discuss it with him before posting?
My prediction is more Category 5 hurricanes. Or not. But there will definitely be a heat wave in Texas.
“ My prediction is more Category 5 hurricanes. Or not. ”
So EVERY spring they predict this. And of course “climate change” is the reason they give.
And then it doesn’t happen.
But no one ever goes back in November and says “bad science, you blew it , your predictions were garbage“.
They get away with it.
But one year WE WILL have a bad and destructive season.
Then they (whoever “they” is) will claim, “see we told you climate change is real, WE NEED IMMEDIATE ACTION”
It is the same for people who predict large drops in the stock market. No one every calls them out as they are useful idiots to get the rubes to sell in a bull market.
My cat would have taken a bite out of you, polar vortex or not. She hates to have her routine upset or her rules broken. Plus she’s the only one allowed to be weird.
That mean Jussie Smellut's submarine sandwich gonna get blowed back in his face? His "racial attack" hoax gonna reverse itself?
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Regards,
Don’t forget to throw in some acid rain!
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