[Navy Patriot]

Maybe a few well placed Lightning Bolts...

[Tell It Right]

I read that in Not the Bee this morning and thought, “Well, maybe the pope is actually Christian.”

[Persevero]

Oh Babylon Bee

how did we ever get along without you

[JesusIsLord]

Maybe a few well placed Lightning Bolts...

Lightning Strikes St. Peter Statue on Pope Francis. On Sunday December 17, 2023, lightning literally pulverized the key and halo of the statue of Saint Peter, located on the facade of the Sanctuary of Our Lady of the Rosary of San Nicolas, north of Buenos Aires, Argentina. Birthday.

[gitmo]

My blood pressure was going sky-high until I realized this is Babylon Bee.

"We don't do this very often," said one Vatican spokesman. "It's always our policy to try to find a workaround to avoid siding with God on these types of things,

[NWFree]

And bestowing fake blessings on whoever stands before them

[VideoDoctor]

"It's always our policy to try to find a workaround to avoid siding with God on these types of things"

They may have just as well said.. "What we do is DANCE AROUND the TRUE ISSUE and then, focus on something that creates DIVISIVENESS, so we can PRETEND to SOLVE the pseudo UNIFICATION problem we created in the first place."