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Porch pirate uses trash bag as disguise while stealing package from doorstep
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| April 07, 2024
| Bob D'Angelo, Cox Media Group National Content Desk
Posted on 04/08/2024 6:11:55 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN
I have a decent solution to even this sort of thing.
GPS tracking device placed surreptitiously into the package.
These things are getting pretty cheap.
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posted on
04/08/2024 6:41:21 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(To anyone who also wants to see the Stealth Liberal "joesbucks" banned, contact me by Freepmail. )
To: V_TWIN
why not a black umbrella? seems to me a walking trash bag is really suspicious.
Or better yet...GET A FREAKING JOB and stop stealing!!!
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posted on
04/08/2024 6:41:46 AM PDT
by
The Louiswu
(Pray for Peace in the world.)
To: Fiji Hill
The USPS handles delivery a lot of my online purchases.....of course theft from that agency is probably more common than porch piracy.
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posted on
04/08/2024 6:45:25 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: Yo-Yo
LOL!
AI will be able to identify those bony ankles...
To: Yo-Yo
Notice how this person has used an ingenious disguise in order to not be seen...
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posted on
04/08/2024 6:51:27 AM PDT
by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: Yo-Yo
In his mind nobody will notice a bag on the move yeah that’s the ticket.
We need more happy farms
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posted on
04/08/2024 6:54:32 AM PDT
by
Vaduz
To: HombreSecreto
Notice how this person has used an ingenious disguise in order to not be seen... If only he put that much effort into getting a real job...
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posted on
04/08/2024 6:57:20 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: The Louiswu
“why not a black umbrella?”
Considering it appears it had been raining that makes complete sense....of course no one ever said criminals are smart.
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posted on
04/08/2024 6:57:22 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: Fury
Fake or not....still funny
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posted on
04/08/2024 6:57:58 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: All
Police on the lookout for a hefty suspect.
To: ComputerGuy
A smart pirate would have used a bush. Suck on that Trump! Those chargers are worth at least $20! It is your turn to wear the bag at the next house.
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posted on
04/08/2024 7:01:05 AM PDT
by
fireman15
(Irritating people are the grit from which we fashion our pearl. I provide the grit. You're Welcome.)
To: mmichaels1970
Police on the lookout for a hefty suspect.I'll be GLAD when they remove this dangerous criminal from the streets.
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posted on
04/08/2024 7:03:57 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Lol- the old movies (as in the 80’s, 70’s etc) the bank robbery ones, usually had Ronald Regan masks or Nixon masks-
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posted on
04/08/2024 7:04:48 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: V_TWIN
Are they sure it wasn't a guy with a man bun? They look a lot alike...
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posted on
04/08/2024 7:06:08 AM PDT
by
moovova
("The NEXT ELECTION is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: Bob434
usually had Ronald Regan masks or Nixon masksObama and Biden are too scary to wear. Millions of Illegals come rushing to kiss you.
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posted on
04/08/2024 7:06:28 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Fiji Hill
Porch pirates are why I like my long driveway with an obscured porch. It’s not easy to see packages from the street unless they are huge.
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posted on
04/08/2024 7:08:41 AM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: 1Old Pro
Lol- hadn’t thought about that one- they couldn’t make their getaway then lol
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posted on
04/08/2024 7:09:39 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: V_TWIN
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posted on
04/08/2024 7:11:15 AM PDT
by
Fury
To: V_TWIN
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posted on
04/08/2024 7:23:38 AM PDT
by
mrmeyer
(You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
To: HombreSecreto
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