Porch pirate uses trash bag as disguise while stealing package from doorstep

actionnewsjax.com ^ | April 07, 2024 | Bob D'Angelo, Cox Media Group National Content Desk

[V_TWIN]

Direct link via youtube video

https://youtu.be/HB9k9iONUJU?si=rQzV2M69P3ojBDZ6

[V_TWIN]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB9k9iONUJU

[1Old Pro]

can’t make this stuff up.

[\/\/ayne]

We need more exploding dye-pack packages.

[Yo-Yo]

Here's a gif of the Blob Bandit:

[xoxox]

Something fitting about that.

[cyclotic]

His friend was busy so he couldn’t stand on his shoulders wearing a large trench coat as his disguise.

[V_TWIN]

“The package on Munoz’s doorstep contained a pair of iPhone chargers worth about $10”

A lot of work and risk for such a small return.....of course no one has ever accused petit theft criminals of being smart.....which is to society’s benefit if you think about it.

[ComputerGuy]

A smart pirate would have used a bush. Or at least a potted plant. I mean, who grows trash bags in their front yard?

[1Old Pro]

I mean, who grows trash bags in their front yard?

They grow like rabbits in NYC when the garbage men strike.

[Bob434]

Have you been to downtown Chicago? Seems everyone grows trash bags there. They are everywhere.

[Bob434]

Poor fella needs a better costume- too poor to buy a proper Richard Nixon face mask costume I guess.

[dforest]

The guy who had his package stolen does not impress me for being nice. This fool with the trash bag on is going to keep stealing from people until he gets caught.

Next item may be worth more than this one.

[ComputerGuy]

I thought the slippers were a nice touch.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

A smart pirate would have used a bush.

Did you mean...

[V_TWIN]

“fool with the trash bag on is going to keep stealing from people...”

I’m surprised this hasn’t become a copycat trend all over the country.

[Fury]

I call FAKE.

[Fiji Hill]

Porch pirates are one of the main reasons that I don’t like to shop online.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Poor fella needs a better costume- too poor to buy a proper Richard Nixon face mask costume I guess.

Nah...that doesn't always work.

[Da Coyote]

Ah, Lib-O-fornia. Working daily to bringing a third-world city to your doorstep. Dear Lib-O-fornians, call us when you have the public hanging of your governor.