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Biden Still Polling Well With 3 A.M. Mail-In Ballot Demographic
The Babylon Bee ^ | April 4, 2024

Posted on 04/04/2024 4:37:09 PM PDT by McGruff

Despite ominous polling data showing former President Donald Trump holding leads in key battleground states, there are strong indications that President Joe Biden is still polling well among the important 3 A.M. mail-in ballot demographic.

Democratic strategists expressed confidence that this crucial voting block, which played an important role in his 2020 victory, is still firmly in President Biden's corner, leading many insiders to believe that November's presidential election will turn out differently than current battleground polls indicate.

"We'll be just fine," said Biden campaign chief Julie Chavez Rodriguez. "Mr. Trump's camp may be crowing about all the polls showing him having a lead, but we all know which votes are really the important ones. As long as Donald Trump struggles to win the 3 A.M. unverified mail-in votes, President Biden will still end up being the choice of the American people. Joe just knows how to win those middle-of-the-night votes."

While Trump has built impressive leads in many important states heading into the general election, Biden's track record of winning an overwhelming percentage of votes among ballots that surreptitiously arrive after polling locations have closed and don't have verifiable signatures looms large.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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1 posted on 04/04/2024 4:37:09 PM PDT by McGruff
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To: McGruff

Yeah, I would bet these polls show 127% for the tater and a minus 27% for anyone else. 453,000 ballots surveyed.


2 posted on 04/04/2024 4:40:20 PM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: McGruff

SCARY! Oh, wait Babylon Bee.


3 posted on 04/04/2024 4:40:39 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: McGruff

Yeah. 100%


4 posted on 04/04/2024 5:03:28 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: All

5 posted on 04/04/2024 5:17:42 PM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father wIho art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. )
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To: McGruff

I know the Bee is a Satirical news site - but ouch. We all know/expect this to happen. I don’t think there is a serious nation that allows mail in ballots. Everyone knows that they are a tool for fraud. Of course the Dems use it as their tool, and the RINO/Repubs (aka, Assistant Dems) just look the other way and say, ‘oh well, we can’t do anything about it’.


6 posted on 04/04/2024 6:13:09 PM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: McGruff

Those votes are very valuable because the total number of them will swell in precise accordance with the number of votes Brandon needs to surmount any vote deficit that may have been calculated earlier in the evening.

Like Miracle Gro. Or something.


7 posted on 04/04/2024 6:22:19 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: McGruff

Find the drop boxes and BURN THEM!


8 posted on 04/05/2024 3:57:54 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!)
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To: McGruff

A lot of people mistake this for satire.


9 posted on 04/05/2024 4:12:30 AM PDT by gitmo (If your biography doesn't match your theology, what good is it?)
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To: McGruff


10 posted on 04/05/2024 4:13:51 AM PDT by Pollard ( Seed Room Wx: 75 degrees - 40% humidity)
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To: McGruff

bump


11 posted on 04/07/2024 9:55:46 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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