[reed13k]

I’ve listened to Dutchsinse off and on for some time.

I think there’ll be an antipodal eartquake around the border of paraguay, bolivia, and Argentina...maybe as far west as Chile within the next week or so as they are opposite of the big ones that just happend in Taiwan

[SERKIT]

Not to give anyone in gubmint any ideas, but Babylon Bee needs to run an article about the existential threat of earthquakes.

The gubmint needs to tax at a rate of, as Brandon would explain it, "three hundred billion trillion dollars" to fight this existential menace.

Every scientist in the world and every scientist throughout all of history agrees that we only have 18 months to "do something" before we all die. A bill is before Congress and hearings have begun.

The UN, WHO, and the Wuhan Lab will receive truckloads of cash to stop this evil, caused by the behavior of humans.