When I was recently out of HS, a family member got the idea that I should attend one of the ELCA-affiliated colleges in Iowa. I didn't have the heart to tell her - and she wouldn't have believed it anyway - that both of the ones he mentioned were notorious for drunken debauchery and "sure thing" coeds out to help with the wild oat sowing.
About 25 years later a peripheral family member ended up at one of these institutions... and when I jokingly asked how he was doing with the ladies, he said, "Not too good; they're mostly lesbians or bisexuals, and half of them are practicing witchcraft."
There’s always that one cousin that’s looking out for ya.
Wink, wink
Nudge, nudge.
“Not too good; they’re mostly lesbians or bisexuals, and half of them are practicing witchcraft.”
Headed to a pulpit near you.