I could have sworn that you had a previous life regression about Chicken Almond Gai Ding.(grin)
Nope. I was an orphan boy walking through Greece and ended up on the island of Crete. I found myself at Knossos looking through the grave goods at the temple later unearthed by Evans, who missed the fact that it was a massive burial site. The large urns were not for the storage of oil, they contained the remains of the deceased. I met a bare-breasted woman named Netisska, who danced with a silken cord wound around her body, suspended from the ceiling.
You started it. Never been to China. Honest.