[Qwapisking]

bet their hopping mad.

[marktwain]

In Australia, road killed kangaroos are as common as road killed deer in Wisconsin.

Road Killed Eastern Grey Kangaroo near Quirindi in NSW, Australia

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"Deputy Jeff Neighbor... saw a kangaroo jump out of the woods and onto the higher..."

I think I see the problem.

Who knew Ike & Tina were singing about kangaroos?

[j.havenfarm]

“Baffled”? I thought I hit a deer, but, I’ll be damned, it was a kangaroo! If the “bafflement” extended farther than that, then the driver is an idiot

[Fiji Hill]

If you own a kangaroo and don't want it to go roaming on the highways, you should tie it down.

[Fiji Hill]

Kangaroo Blues--Cliff Bruner's Texas Wanderers

[Rockingham]

A few years ago my brother heard a story from an EMT about a run he made to patch up the victim of a beating on an evening in a semi-rural area east of Orlando, Florida. As the EMT tended to cuts and bruises on the victim's face, he explained that after a few beers, he hopped the fence to swap punches with the kangaroo next door -- and got badly thrashed.

The EMT asked skeptically, "What kangaroo?" The victim then pointed at a nearby fence and said, "THAT kangaroo." And there it was, bouncing up and down, eager for another round.

[Yardstick]

Clearly Oklahoma is being overrun by kangaroos. To get the population under control they will need to introduce Australia’s apex predator, the platypus.