[Joe 6-pack]

"The driver thought he hit a deer, and the sheriff's office said he was "shocked" when he learned he had hit a kangaroo.

I imagine most Americans would be a little shocked to learn that...although we did have an escaped emu running around our neck of the woods in Alabama a few years back, and there was no mistaking that thing when you saw it!

[xp38]

He jumped to conclusions when he thought it was a deer.

[Zack Attack]

"although we did have an escaped emu running around our neck of the woods"

At least we know the emu had insurance...