Translation from his hippie talk-—
We are going to have to abandon many of our “urban” stores that we still have to pay leases on. We will have to close a few hundred other unprofitable stores
Dunking Doughnuts has stolen much of our coffee business. Though we still dominate in Pumpkin lattes.
Why not charge more for whatever they sell?
He and Kamala should hook up
They’d talk so much word salad to each other that they’d never get around to consumating the relationship and a new Bravo show wiuld be created . . . Platonic Marriages of 90210
He could charge $15 for a coffee and the drive-up line would still be long. I don’t get it.
…” core purpose and reason for being.”
Money is both your “core purpose and reason for being”. He’s trying to make it sound like he’s given the world life itself. He’s been “giving back” and “paying it forward” and all those other meaningless lib phrases
My little act of rebellion is letting some Starbucks gift cards go unused for decades, forcing Starbucks to account for them over the years and lose money.
The mostest dangerous place in my small town is the Verizon parking lot. It sits next to a Starbucks. Those caffeine-crazed females who are in dire need of a fix race each other to be next in line. Pedestrians have no right-of-way. They’re just in-the-way.
Are we witnessing another case of “Go Woke, Go Broke”? Maybe they should hire Dylan What’s-Its_Name to do an ad to finish off what’s left of the company.
Who said it first?
Translation: Starbucks is circling the drain.
It is because they do not pay their employees enough. It is so obvious.
Someone can’t spell ‘INFECTION’.
These left-wing corporations don’t understand the power of the right. You don’t dis the right wing and then expect your profits to stay the same. It’s just math.
Soulsearching?
LMDFAO
coffee is not SOUL FOOD!
Mark Simone a New York radio conservative said it best, “Starbuck’s coffee tastes like somebody out a cigarette out in it.”
I wouldn’t drink swill for free.
What a lot of corporate-style jargon. You could fill up a BS Bingo card pretty quickly listening to this guy.
Starbucks the last place you want to get coffee at it tastes like the burned the beans it’s why they have to dope it up with sugar to sell it.
More fructose
More sugar
More 1000 calorie drinks
More pink hair
More nose rings
More gay pride
More trannies
Its been the recipe for success so far. why change now?
Most of the hotels I stay at (100 or more per year) now have automatic espresso machines in the lobby with all the free lattes, cappuccino, mochas or whatever you want.