[Rocco DiPippo]

Lately, flatusmaximus has really stepped into the void left by Mom. Notice how flatus often posts weird, repetitious Rain Man-like comments on the threads he/she puts up. Creepy as hell. . .

Today's flatusmaximus's mantra is: "Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day! "

[kiryandil]

Best one-handed typist on Free Republic.

Spends a lot on getting his keyboard cover professionally cleaned, though - ever since his mom refused to do it any more...

[aMorePerfectUnion]

I’ve noticed.

Zeepers are breaking down under the stress.

[JonPreston]

Rain Man-like comments

perfect. There's something definitely wrong with him. And he's not alone.

[marcusmaximus]

Rain Man.