Wait until he grows up enough to understand that he spent his earliest days sucking on a guy's fake plastic tit. If the kid is even the least bit a normal adolescent male, he'll freak. You can never get that experience back.
"Traditional" bottle feeding is not great, but nobody is pretending it's a tit. It's a bottle. Kids understand. There's no pretending going on.
We are doomed.
You are right there.