[nickcarraway]

Please don't raise your children to be this afraid of birds.

[Paladin2]

Bats are worse....

[riverrunner]

City wimps.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

The grocery store in the small town where I used to live would sometimes get a bird flying around inside. I’d offer to bring in a shotgun and take care of the problem, but for some reason they never seemed to think it was that important.

[logi_cal869]

Good thing they didn’t call it “swine.”

[HerrBlucher]

I had a cat that would bring in live birds, rats, snakes, and bats into the house all the time, i didn’t run screaming and hide under the bed. What a bunch of panty waists.....

[Red Badger]

One of the most common superstitions around a bird flying into your house is that it is a sign of bad fortune or even a warning of an impending death. ..................

[fidelis]

"While his dad "hid inside a room"... and brother screamed in fear..."

Time to turn in your Man Cards, if you ever had one.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

I have this problem at least once a year. I use a towel and release them outside. Not a big deal.

[verum ago]

Wow. Next time I’m chasing a bear off I’ll have to keep an eye out for dangerous songbirds.

[SaveFerris]

Maid To Order

It’s a pun.....

Gum?

[moovova]

Geez...give the maid a participation trophy.