Seventy-three men sailed up
From the San Francisco Bay....
Drug runner submersible?
Russian earl?
The Poseidon?.............................
Was it the Mary Celeste?
When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin’
“Fellas, it’s too rough to feed ya”
At seven PM, a main hatchway caved in, he said
“Fellas, it’s been good to know ya”
They need to get DAWN on the job....if she’s not busy elsewhere!!
This spill was not immediately blamed on Climate Change. In fact, there is no mention of Climate Change in the entire article.
Therefore, the author of the article must be fired. And he must never be allowed to work again.
/s (of course)
Iranian? Venezuelan?
Bomb it and set it on fire. Like in WWII. Burns a lot of the oil off.
Someone took the ship who shouldn’t have had it.
Not sea worthy - not insured and abandoned it once they knew it was going to sink.
Drug traders - terrorists - pirates - or worse..
Que Sgt Shultz…. “I know nothing… NOOOO-THING!!