It was actually just a piece of rusted fuselage but that doesn’t sound as dramatic
Agree, overly dramatic report.
It is sort of like the RPG they breathlessly described finding a few years back and it turned out to be just the disposable tube.
“What seemed like an ordinary rocket caught the attention of the National Museum of the US Air Force in Dayton, Ohio, prompting them to alert the Bellevue Police.”
Note to self... don’t try to donate anything unusual to the National Museum of the US Air Force in Dayton, Ohio unless you enjoy having your home overrun by the police.