Notto mention all the methane produced by the eaters of the split pea soup.
True dat.
A bystander should have immediately got in these rubes’ ugly mugs, and given them the business about the terrible carbon footprint of their soup.
The, the bystander should have ridiculed them, called them alt-right plants, tell them they really don’t care about the environment, and that have a statue of Franco next to their bidet.
As soon as the protester couldn’t take the mockery and took a swing, they get pummeled.
Don’t give them attention; give them ridicule. They haaaaate that.