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9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins
Babylon Bee ^
| January 15, 2024
| Staff
Posted on 01/16/2024 8:54:41 AM PST by Twotone
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posted on
01/16/2024 8:54:41 AM PST
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Twotone
To: Twotone
They need eviction letters to get Trump out of their heads.
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posted on
01/16/2024 8:57:12 AM PST
by
fwdude
(.When unarmed Americans are locked up for protesting a stolen election, you know it was stolen.)
To: Twotone
They left Xanax off the list.
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posted on
01/16/2024 8:57:52 AM PST
by
Tench_Coxe
(The woke were surprised by the reaction to the Bud Light fiasco. May there be many more surprises)
To: Tench_Coxe
I was thinking wire coat-hangers....
(Apologize in advance for my very dark sense of humor...)
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posted on
01/16/2024 8:59:06 AM PST
by
cgbg
("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
To: Twotone
10. A spare bedroom to hide the illegals who do their lawn.
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posted on
01/16/2024 8:59:49 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Twotone
10. Feminine hygiene products, because men can bleed, too.
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:00:44 AM PST
by
AF_Blue
(My decision-making skills closely resemble those of a squirrel when crossing a road)
To: Twotone
11. Extra traffic lights for all of Generation X’ers who’ll retire and drive around during the day after 401K’s go up in value.
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:00:51 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Twotone
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:01:11 AM PST
by
bray
(You can tell who the Commies fear.)
To: Twotone
What? No diapers on that list?
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:01:18 AM PST
by
jpp113
To: Twotone
Whiskey and sleeping tablets?
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:02:00 AM PST
by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
To: Twotone
Blurry pictures of a Bigmouth, Aunt TeeFah Sasquash stumbling through the tall trees in Oregon’s mountains wearing a I (heart) Democrat Democrazy T-shirt.
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:02:44 AM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Remember what happened last time we brought in forced labor. Support Abbott's Underground RR.)
To: Twotone
12. An updated “Only X years left” countdown after yet another warmageddon clock exprires.
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:02:45 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: cgbg
I was thinking wire coat-hangers.... At first I thought your were referring to do-it-yourself emergency lobotomies.
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:03:31 AM PST
by
fwdude
(.When unarmed Americans are locked up for protesting a stolen election, you know it was stolen.)
To: Tell It Right
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:03:54 AM PST
by
Blueflag
To: Twotone
13. A pantry full of rice boxes and syrup without black people on them so they can eat through the Trump years without being racist.
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:05:01 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Twotone
The bricks ain’t a joke....that WILL happen......AGAIN
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:08:24 AM PST
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: Twotone
didn’t see duct tape on the list. they will need lots of duct tape to try to keep the recovered parts of their brains together as much as MAGA voters will need “braincoats” if one is in a liberal crowd when it all blows up.
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:08:48 AM PST
by
Qwapisking
("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
To: Twotone
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:09:00 AM PST
by
Rusty0604
(W looking for new conspiracy theories as all the old ones have come true)
To: Twotone
Make Liberals Scream Again!
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posted on
01/16/2024 9:13:03 AM PST
by
RasterMaster
("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
To: Twotone
Cats…they all have cats.
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