Malavin and his team have sent off an urgent communique to AlGore, AOC, and Greta asking if the promised Globull Warming could be expedited so that many more organisms could once again infect all life on Earth. In the communique, Malavin stated he would insist the organisms only infect President Trump and MAGA supporters.
AZ Animals will have to update its list of oldest animals:
https://a-z-animals.com/blog/oldest-living-animals-on-earth-today/