Then MI5 and MI6 must be obsessed with Elvis’ sex life and the supposed feud between Camilla and Harry-Megan duo, judging by the current front page. It’s fishwrap.
(Just kidding around. The Express does parrot the approved line.)
I imagine they are. Probably MI-6 is shot through with Wiccans also. Dancing in robes at Stonehenge on the winter solstice.