The Rough Landing
A flight crew is landing at an unfamiliar airport. The control tower gives them a runway assignment, and they start their approach.
The pilot says, “Does that runway look kind of short to you?”
The co-pilot says, “It sure does.”
“I thought it was supposed to be longer than that”
“Me too”
“Better set full flaps.”
“Full flaps set.”
“I want thrust reversers the minute we touch.”
“Standing by on the thrust reversers.”
“And full power once thrust reversers are set.”
“Roger that.”
“I’m gonna try to catch the very end of the runway and stand on the brakes. Stand by to reverse thrust.”
“Roger that.”
They touch down, blast the thrust reversers, stomp the brakes, and just manage to get the plane stopped before it runs off into the grass.
“God in heaven!” panted the pilot. “That was the shortest runway I’ve ever landed on!”
His co-pilot says, “Yeah, but look how wide it is!”
https://www.ba-bamail.com/jokes/plane-jokes/?jokeid=58
Any landing you can walk away from is a successful one.
Something like that happened in Anchorage with a Korean airlines plane, but it was confused pilots trying to take off on a taxiway. They cleared a snow bank by a small amount, it would have killed a couple hundred
C-17 Globemaster lands at civilian airport.
https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/air-force-c-17-globemaster-iii-makes-surprise-landing-at-peter-o-knight/1241349/