The Broncos have benched Russell Wilson, while still technically alive for a playoff spot. Joining us are now are Sean Payton and Russell Wilson. So I don't have to find pictures of them they will be played by Belly Button Chick and Pom Pom Girl, respectively. Hi there 'Russ'.
"It's great to be here Imp, would you like a Subway sandwich? Hold for apple sauce."
That says "applause" and it's a stage direction, you aren't supposed to read it aloud.
"Ok, I'll read it asoft next time."
So, Coach P, what's with the benching?
"Well, Imp, as hard as it is to believe I think benching a QB who's doing 'ok' for a carrier backup named Jarrett might somehow provide a SPARK to the offense."
"So it has nothing to do with the fact you'd owe me 37 million dollars if I get seriously injured before the end of the season? **whispers** Hold for shocked gasps and tut tuts."
"Why no, not at all, even though I'm obviously lying, it's ok because it's a semi-plausible lie, the fact that everyone knows I'm lying makes it all part of the game, soon I will run for federal office and this is good practice."
Enter Myles Garrett who is courting Pom Pom girl
"Don't worry babe, I'll put this Jarrett in my sack, then you can play again."
"Oh that's ok Myles, you aren't even playing the Broncos this week, my Chargers are, and I'm not actually Russell Wilson, but you're sweet."
"Is the apple sauce ready yet?"
1 posted on
12/28/2023 8:06:22 AM PST by
Impy
To: big'ol_freeper; Allegra; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; Army Air Corps; ...
Pigskin Pickem Week 17! Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Warning, the comedy skit is back!
2 posted on
12/28/2023 8:07:16 AM PST by
Impy
("We didn't steal the election, we swear!!!" - Sincerely, The Election Thieves )
To: Impy
LOL - good stuff as always!
Happy New Year to all!
9 posted on
12/28/2023 8:44:08 AM PST by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: Impy
Week 17:
Browns
Cowboys
Bills
Falcons
Colts
Rams
Eagles
Bucs
49ers
Panthers
Ravens
Texans
Seahawks
Broncos
Bengals (and I’m a Chiefs fan)
Packers
15 posted on
12/28/2023 8:59:38 AM PST by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money)
To: Impy
In "Saturday football" I have:
Missouri over Ohio St
Penn St over Ole Miss
Georgia smearing Florida St
Bama over Michigan
Texas over Washington
19 posted on
12/28/2023 9:57:11 AM PST by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Impy
Week 17 Pickems are hopefully better than the last few weeks…
Cleveland
Dallas
Buffalo
Chicago
Indianapolis
LARams
Philadelphia
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Tampa Bay
Baltimore
Houston
Seattle
Denver
Bungals
Minnesota
To: Impy
Here's my week 17
CLE {-OVER-} NYJ
DET {-OVER-} DAL
BUF {-OVER-} NE
CHI {-OVER-} ATL
IND {-OVER-} LV
LAR {-OVER-} NYG
PHI {-OVER-} ARI
TB {-OVER-} NO
SF {-OVER-} WAS
JAC {-OVER-} CAR
BAL {-OVER-} MIA
HOU {-OVER-} TEN
SEA {-OVER-} PIT
DEN {-OVER-} LAC
CIN {-OVER-} KC
GB {-OVER-} MIN
To: Impy; WhoisAlanGreenspan?
Didn’t get my picks in here but they were in time on the Yahoo site.
My picks:
Dallas over Detroit(it’s a home game!)
Buffalo over New England
Chicago over Atlanta
Las Vegas over Indianapolis
LA Rams over NY Jets
Philadelphia over Arizona
Tampa Bay over New Orleans
San Francisco over Washington
Jacksonville over Carolina
Baltimore over Miami
Houston over Tennessee
Seattle over Pittsburg
Denver over LA Chargers
Kansas City over Cincinnati
Minnesota over Green Bay
31 posted on
12/29/2023 12:31:46 PM PST by
RedMonqey
("A republic, if you can keep it" Benjam Franklin.)
To: Impy
32 posted on
12/31/2023 10:40:53 AM PST by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized of man on)
To: Impy
I can’t believe I forgot to do my picks! Dang it!
But hey … how bout dem red birds!!!!!!!
48 posted on
12/31/2023 4:13:57 PM PST by
al_c
(Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
To: Impy
Hopefully the Ravens post-season will be like the Orioles’ Post-Season.
49 posted on
12/31/2023 4:20:55 PM PST by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: al_c; Alas Babylon!; Allegra; atc23; bagster; BIGLOOK; big'ol_freeper; C19fan; campaignPete R-CT; ..
WEEK SEVENTEEN FREEPER FOOTBALL RESULTSName | W1 | W2 | W3 | W4 | W5 | W6 | W7 | W8 | W9 | W10 | W11 | W12 | W13 | W14 | W15 | W16 | W17 | Wins | Games | Pct | Standings |
Poser | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 9 | 11 | 6 | 13 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 12 | 10 | 7 | 8 | 12 | 13 | 168 | 256 | 0.656 | 1 |
campaignPete R-CT | 7 | 7 | 12 | 11 | 7 | 12 | 6 | 11 | 11 | 8 | 10 | 13 | 8 | 7 | 11 | 10 | 12 | 163 | 256 | 0.637 | 2 |
Repealthe17thAmendment | 11 | 9 | 12 | 11 | 7 | 11 | 5 | 11 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 15 | 10 | 9 | 162 | 256 | 0.633 | 3 |
WhoisAlanGreenspan? | 8 | 11 | 11 | 12 | 7 | 10 | 5 | 10 | 11 | 9 | 8 | 11 | 9 | 6 | 12 | 10 | 11 | 161 | 256 | 0.629 | T4 |
teeman8r | 8 | 12 | 9 | 13 | 9 | 10 | 7 | 11 | 9 | 8 | 12 | 13 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 10 | 10 | 161 | 256 | 0.629 | T4 |
Herbert | 10 | 11 | 12 | 11 | 8 | 12 | 4 | 12 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 13 | 6 | 5 | 11 | 11 | 9 | 161 | 256 | 0.629 | T4 |
Jake From Tampa Bay | 9 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 13 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 6 | 10 | 10 | 12 | 12 | 158 | 256 | 0.617 | T7 |
Rummyfan | 7 | 11 | 11 | 13 | 6 | 12 | 5 | 12 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 11 | 9 | 6 | 12 | 9 | 9 | 158 | 256 | 0.617 | T7 |
Trump Still Won | 7 | 11 | 10 | 13 | 8 | 11 | 5 | 13 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 12 | 8 | 0 | 11 | 9 | 12 | 157 | 256 | 0.613 | T9 |
RedMonqey | 7 | 11 | 12 | 10 | 8 | 11 | 3 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 7 | 10 | 10 | 11 | 157 | 256 | 0.613 | T9 |
chuckallen | 9 | 11 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 11 | 5 | 11 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 5 | 10 | 9 | 11 | 157 | 256 | 0.613 | T9 |
mware | 9 | 10 | 10 | 12 | 8 | 10 | 5 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 11 | 8 | 6 | 9 | 11 | 10 | 157 | 256 | 0.613 | T9 |
Limestone | 10 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 6 | 10 | 4 | 12 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 157 | 256 | 0.613 | T9 |
Impy | 7 | 9 | 10 | 13 | 8 | 12 | 5 | 10 | 7 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 9 | 14 | 156 | 256 | 0.609 | 14 |
ro_dreaming | 8 | 11 | 0 | 13 | 7 | 12 | 9 | 14 | 9 | 7 | 10 | 11 | 6 | 7 | 11 | 8 | 12 | 155 | 240 | 0.646 | T15 |
HombreSecreto | 13 | 8 | 9 | 13 | 8 | 10 | 4 | 11 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 11 | 7 | 8 | 11 | 7 | 10 | 155 | 256 | 0.605 | T15 |
Warpaint | 7 | 9 | 7 | 11 | 8 | 12 | 8 | 13 | 9 | 7 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 7 | 11 | 10 | 7 | 154 | 256 | 0.602 | 17 |
big'ol_freeper | 9 | 9 | 9 | 11 | 8 | 9 | 5 | 12 | 1 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 12 | 10 | 13 | 150 | 256 | 0.586 | T18 |
The Clash | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 10 | 11 | 10 | 5 | 6 | 11 | 11 | 11 | 150 | 256 | 0.586 | T18 |
jeff rip | 8 | 10 | 11 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 8 | 11 | 8 | 5 | 11 | 8 | 8 | 11 | 10 | 7 | 9 | 150 | 256 | 0.586 | T18 |
CatOnAHotTinRoof | 5 | 8 | 9 | 12 | 9 | 11 | 5 | 12 | 9 | 11 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 150 | 256 | 0.586 | T18 |
RedBadger | 9 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 9 | 4 | 11 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 8 | 12 | 8 | 9 | 148 | 256 | 0.578 | 22 |
KC Burke | 8 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 3 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 8 | 11 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 11 | 10 | 146 | 256 | 0.57 | 23 |
AlasBabylon! | 8 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 12 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 11 | 144 | 256 | 0.563 | T24 |
al_c | 9 | 12 | 6 | 13 | 6 | 11 | 4 | 11 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 6 | 11 | 6 | 0 | 144 | 240 | 0.600 | T24 |
Major_Gaff | 0 | 10 | 8 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 4 | 12 | 10 | 5 | 10 | 12 | 4 | 6 | 11 | 10 | 11 | 138 | 240 | 0.575 | 26 |
Darkangel82 | 7 | 9 | 11 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 12 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 11 | 135 | 256 | 0.527 | 27 |
Cletus.D.Yokel | 7 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 8 | 3 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 11 | 12 | 10 | 132 | 256 | 0.516 | 28 |
Oldeconomybuyer | | | | | | | | | 11 | 9 | 10 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 13 | 9 | 10 | 83 | 134 | 0.619 | 29 |
To: Impy
Week 18 picks:
Steelers
Colts
Browns
Lions
Titans
Patriots
Saints
Bucs
Bears
Raiders
Eagles
Cardinals
Chiefs
Rams
Redskins
Bills
77 posted on
01/05/2024 3:24:11 PM PST by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money)
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