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Laz's Tips for a Great Christmas Dinner Conversations
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| 12/24/2023
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 12/24/2023 7:58:50 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: null and void
Remember the old commercial? “Every Kiss Begins With Kay”?
MY jingle is “Every Kiss Begins With An Order Of Protection and Court-Mandated Violence Prevention Courses”
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:38:44 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
To: Lazamataz
Only one change, instead of Egypt, make it Thailand!
To: laker_dad
Only one change, instead of Egypt, make it Thailand!Thailand?
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:41:50 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
To: Lazamataz
I like to compliment democraps to my liberal friends and family about the things liberal complain about but never when a democrap is in office.
Like, “Gee, that drive in must have been real expensive with gas prices and all. I mean, Big Oil sure seems to make record profits whenever a democrap in office.”
Or, “I am sure glad a democrap is in office to give us this great economy, so sorry you lost your job and are unemployed. Maybe if you just tried harder like all those immigrants you’d be employed like them too. Those mexicans sure have a great work ethic!”
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:43:24 AM PST
by
CodeToad
(Rule #1: The elites want you dead.)
To: CodeToad
Excellent! You are becoming my Role Model!
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:44:33 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
To: Leaning Right
Way to go. Don’t fall into their trap. Be happy and keep stepping forward. I talk about happy things in life, it drives liberals (and some conservatives) crazy.
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:44:52 AM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(Are you ready for Black Lives MAGA? It's coming.)
To: Lazamataz
I think we are both equally devious and snotty and sarcastic. :)
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:46:07 AM PST
by
CodeToad
(Rule #1: The elites want you dead.)
To: SaxxonWoods
Way to go. Don’t fall into their trap. Be happy and keep stepping forward. I talk about happy things in life, it drives liberals (and some conservatives) crazy. What if hours-long obscenity-laced tirades directed at my liberal relatives is what MAKES me happy?
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:46:30 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
If you have Bidettes in your family, after dinner invite them in to your living room to watch a great western like Malarkey.
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:46:43 AM PST
by
dforest
To: CodeToad
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:47:00 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
To: Lazamataz
Merry Christmas Laz. Great advice but it’s too late. I pissed them all off a long time ago. Best thing I ever did. Be Safe. Regards
To: Equine1952
Merry Christmas Laz. Great advice but it’s too late. I pissed them all off a long time ago. Best thing I ever did. Be Safe. RegardsLife is too short. Reconcile with them.
Then invite them to Christmas dinner.
Then lay into them with an obscenity-laced tirade like I have given examples for.
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:49:36 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Merry Christmas Laz. I have enjoyed your posts for 22+ years...
To: Lazamataz
I won't have liberals in my house. My house be like (sub snowmen for liberals) this for Crimmus:
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:51:59 AM PST
by
DCBryan1
(Inter arma enim silent leges! - Cicero )
To: Lazamataz
Just Christmas shopping itslf has shown the pulse that’s out there.
In parking lot two were saying that Trumps got to work fast when he gets in office again...as though it’s already a given he’ll be our next Pres.
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:53:59 AM PST
by
caww
(O death, when you seized my Lord, you lost your grip on me......)
To: laker_dad; Lazamataz
Many of us sported (Save Laz!) taglines when Lazmataz was banned!
THEY want us to believe Lazamataz is the old Laz.
Uh huh...
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:55:41 AM PST
by
null and void
(Would a Fed debt collapse bad? It'd be societal chemotherapy, painful, but necessary to save life.)
To: Lazamataz
Probably more than we know.
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:57:04 AM PST
by
CodeToad
(Rule #1: The elites want you dead.)
To: null and void
Many of us sported (Save Laz!) taglines when Lazmataz was banned!I was grateful for that. FR wouldn't be the same without my irreverent, slightly-insane postings.
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posted on
12/24/2023 8:57:54 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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