Do your part for global warming: Stop breathing.

Amerivan Thinker ^ | 20 Dec, 2023 | Pete Colan

[MtnClimber]

Your mere existence, and not just what car you drive, is an existential threat to the earth’s climate.

As if we aren’t already incredibly weary of climate hysteria where everything is to blame from cow farts to your lawnmower, spoiler alert: they’re not done yet. Not until the earth is completely sanitized with Globalist Elite brand disinfectant will we stop hearing about all the amazing ways us humans are destroying the earth. But now it seems the Global Warming Train has entered the station and can go no further, because alas, human breathing is now to blame. Yes friends, your mere existence, and not just what car you drive, is an existential threat to the earth’s climate. Oh, and it’s not the CO2 you exhale, it’s something far more sinister.

A recent peer-reviewed study from the UK has determined “…that exhaled human breath can contain the greenhouse gases methane (CH4) and nitrous oxide (N2O) both of which have a much higher global warming potential than carbon dioxide (CO2).”

But, thankfully, not all people are climate destroyers. Oddly, only 31% of people reach their threshold of, as the cited study claims, “Methane Producers” or MPs.

Older people and females were more likely to be MPs. They don’t know why. Curiously, the researchers also found no statistically relevant correlation between the levels of human greenhouse gas emissions and diet, so fear not; this isn’t immediate affirmation of “thou shalt eat bugs from now on” (yet). Instead, they insist more research be done.

“Converting from high meat and protein content diets to higher fibre vegetarian options to mitigate emissions of greenhouse gases from meat production (farm animals) potentially results in higher production of gases in the human gut, and an element of pollution swapping could occur.”

[aquila48]

At its core environmentalism is anti-humanism.

Sadly many people, mostly white, carry a self-loathing gene.

[Scrambler Bob]

Then, when you rot, you better not expell any methane.

[dfwgator]

[Ban Draoi Marbh Draoi]

The modern environmental movement has its roots in the nazi movement; read “Nazi ecology” by Mark Musser in which he explored the linkage in graphic detail.