Hunter:
Crack addict.
Brandishes guns he should not possess.
Had sex with his dead brother’s widow and her little sister.
Took gross selfies in bed with underaged girls.
Lost a laptop full of personal information.
Refused to acknowledge his illegitimate daughter.
But we should believe him now. Rrriiiiight.
BREAKING: House sources say that Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell--as a member of the Judiciary Committee,which subpoenaed Hunter Biden--"aided and abetted" a crime this morning when he worked with Hunter's lawyer Abbe Lowell to help Hunter flout the subpoena in contempt of Congress— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) December 13, 2023
I’ll add one more, for effect:
Crack addict.
Brandishes guns he should not possess.
Had sex with his dead brother’s widow and her little sister.
Took gross selfies in bed with underaged girls.
Lost a laptop full of personal information.
Refused to acknowledge his illegitimate daughter.
VICTIM of _________ [fill in the blank].