What’s false about it?
Everything.
There's nothing true about it, there's no evidence to support it.
It's simply a malicious and defamatory personal attack which should have no place on Free Republic.
Of course, everyone understands you intend it as humorous political satire, and so the correct response is simply to notice how much of our anti-Uker commentary seems to come straight out from the disinformation sewer pipes of the Russian Ministry of Propaganda.