Muh wife would not be happy would I do that.
“lingering gaze”
“I was just reading her tattoos, dear!”
And, that’s how I ended up here, in the hospital.
Just reading her tattoos: Ah, c’mon, I didn’t say you had to confess. Do I have to figger out everything? If you want I can issue you a “lying thru my teeth” card to be used in such emergencies?. One never knows when a distraction might pop out. It’s bad locally because the yoga pants are back on for winter wear. Neck brace sales for guys are up.