I suggest, after having a Main Table and a Kid’s Table off to the side, a third Woke Table set up far off in the back yard.
Provide ‘tofurkey’ and other horrors from Whole Foods for their consumption while hanging a Donald Trump pinata for them to beat on. Fill said pinata with lies and empty promises from their Democrat Party.
Whap, whap. Surprise! Nothing comes out.
I like it!