When my wife was on the pill, there were about 3 days in her cycle where I just kept my head down and tried not to be noticed.
So he wants to be ignored a few days a month. Most of us normal people will do that for him all of the time.
What is more painful, a man getting hit in the private parts or a woman’s time of the month?
I don’t know either, you’ll have to ask Lady Gaga.