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How To Speak Hillbilly [humor]
iFunny ^ | 11/21/2022 | c2stni51qv7498

Posted on 11/11/2023 7:03:22 PM PST by simpson96

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1 posted on 11/11/2023 7:03:22 PM PST by simpson96
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We were just in Kentucky and learned Louisville is pronounced something like Lulville.


2 posted on 11/11/2023 7:27:22 PM PST by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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The chest of drawers is really a “chiffarobe.”


3 posted on 11/11/2023 7:29:09 PM PST by Jemian (Y'all are pushing my buttons tonight.)
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To: Jemian

Dresser


4 posted on 11/11/2023 7:29:55 PM PST by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
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5 posted on 11/11/2023 7:30:37 PM PST by Manic_Episode (A government of the government, by the government, for the government)
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No, a chiffarobe is completely different.
It has drawers plus a space to hang clothes.
We had a couple in the house I grew up in.
Houses did not always have closets.


6 posted on 11/11/2023 7:34:35 PM PST by Repeal The 17th (Get out of the matrix and get a real life.)
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To: simpson96

i think sneaker and tennis shoe are reversed...


7 posted on 11/11/2023 7:37:17 PM PST by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: simpson96

Peecans?

Nope.

It’s (phonetic spelling) pacons.

pa-cons.

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8 posted on 11/11/2023 7:37:24 PM PST by TLI (ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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Momenems - where you go for Thanksgiving.


9 posted on 11/11/2023 7:38:20 PM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: broken_clock

Luavuhl


10 posted on 11/11/2023 7:39:04 PM PST by Repeal The 17th (Get out of the matrix and get a real life.)
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To: Repeal The 17th

That sounds like it đź‘Ť


11 posted on 11/11/2023 7:42:03 PM PST by broken_clock (Go Trump! Still praying.)
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To: Libloather

fixento. About to get started on something.


12 posted on 11/11/2023 7:44:40 PM PST by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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Jeet yet?

Yep.

13 posted on 11/11/2023 7:45:09 PM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: simpson96

“Pecans” is totally wrong.


14 posted on 11/11/2023 7:46:11 PM PST by TexasGator
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To: Manic_Episode

Take yer shoes off and stay awhile.


15 posted on 11/11/2023 7:47:31 PM PST by BipolarBob (My terrorist policy is Pro Death.)
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To: TexasGator

“Peecans” is totally wrong.


16 posted on 11/11/2023 7:48:13 PM PST by TexasGator
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To: simpson96

Cattywampus=cockeyed. “That pitcher looks a little cattywampus”. Calf slobber=meringue. “She left the calf slobber off the nanner pudding”. Note: Calf slobber might be country rather than hillbilly. There’s a distinction. As a “furriner,” I don’t always catch the nuances.


17 posted on 11/11/2023 7:50:35 PM PST by Silentgypsy (In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
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My ‘Bama understanding is a chiffarobe had a big pot in it on one side that people could pull out and use at night without having to visit the outhouse.


18 posted on 11/11/2023 7:52:24 PM PST by Alas Babylon! (Repeal the Patriot Act; Abolish the DHS; reform FBI top to bottom!)
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I used that word cattywampus toward my wife one day after we first met. She said she had never heard of that word. I told her what it meant, she said it was a made up word. so I showed it to her in the dictionary.


19 posted on 11/11/2023 7:54:43 PM PST by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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To: Alas Babylon!

That’s the one if you didn’t have a winder to throw it out of.


20 posted on 11/11/2023 7:56:20 PM PST by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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