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I never saw a Flying Deer, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

Or something like that?

1 posted on 11/11/2023 4:15:10 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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On Comet!
Or, on Stupid.


2 posted on 11/11/2023 4:21:17 PM PST by Buttons12 ( )
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Loved that!

Fly, Forrest, Fly!


3 posted on 11/11/2023 4:24:38 PM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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I’ve seen plenty of them in Tennessee, even jump over the cab of a truck, although it’s hind hooves did scrape the paint. Then bounded off in the undergrowth.


4 posted on 11/11/2023 4:25:53 PM PST by RedMonqey ("A republic, if you can keep it" Benjam Franklin.)
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Had a close call on a motorcycle one time... after that, your eyes don’t stop scanning from side to side.


5 posted on 11/11/2023 4:27:11 PM PST by hecticskeptic
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I’ve seen deer bound BETWEEN the strands of barbed wire on a barbed wire fence. Amazing. Left tufts of hair behind.

Many reports of deer jumping over moving vehicles. They’re not all so good, as many examples of deer jumping into moving vehicles to predictable results.


6 posted on 11/11/2023 4:27:21 PM PST by jjotto ( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
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An elk did this about 25 or 30 feet in front of me while walking on a fire road in the mountains in Colorado. Came hauling out of the trees and jumped completely over the road that was sunk down about 6 feet or so on both sides. The road was as wide as the one those bicyclists were on.
Very impressive. That thing was BIG.
7 posted on 11/11/2023 4:32:08 PM PST by Bounced2X (Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
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back in the 80s I was riding my bicycle down a steep hill, and there were a bunch of deer on the right side of the road eating grass or whatever deer do.

I was going about 28mph -30mph was drag limited.

I saw the deer the deer herd saw me and started running down the hill and then crossed in front of me to get into the left side wetlaneds.

I was full on brakes and came within one inch of flipping over one of them.

Sweaty dear smell really nasty.


11 posted on 11/11/2023 4:55:37 PM PST by algore
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Most flying deer where a cape.


12 posted on 11/11/2023 4:56:08 PM PST by cuban leaf (It is easier to fool a man than to convince him he's being fooled. - Mark Twain)
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Driving just outside of town in rural Illinois ten years ago on a rainy day. Four-lane road with a center turn lane. A deer came charging out of some woods. I thought it was going to slam into the side of the car in front of me. Instead, it leapt over the car, landed in the center lane, and went sprawling spread-eagle on the slippery pavement. It then continued spinning on its belly across the opposing two lanes. Once it spun onto the shoulder, it got up and ran across an open field.


13 posted on 11/11/2023 5:10:24 PM PST by Restless
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15 posted on 11/11/2023 5:20:27 PM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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I live in central Kentucky. I do not ride my motorcycle at dusk.


16 posted on 11/11/2023 5:23:35 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
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When driving at night in suburban Baltimore, I usually modify my route to avoid large meadows. I’ve had deer walk right in front of my car. Good thing I was driving slowly.


17 posted on 11/11/2023 5:48:09 PM PST by EinNYC
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Had one try to jump my van on the back road of Fort Lewis, WA, and didn’t make it. It ended up partially coming in my open driver’s side window hit me, snapped my exterior mirror, bent my window molding so I had to bend it back to get the window up, did a 180 from the window and hit the left side of my van behind me and collapsed on the road. I stopped, got my bearings, called security and before they got out there, the thing limped back into the woods. I suspect the bear out there will get it. Jarred my eyeballs and cost me a pretty penny to fix.

wy69


18 posted on 11/11/2023 5:56:23 PM PST by whitney69 (yption tunnels)
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Hincapie is a dirty doper


19 posted on 11/11/2023 6:37:38 PM PST by Third Person
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Meh. I remember when a quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.


21 posted on 11/11/2023 9:06:49 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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I had an elk do that over the hood of my truck. The road was on a hill so one side was cut about 8 feet so it was an easy enough jump for him but certainly startling for me.

Since we are discussing Cervidaes on FR, somebody has to say that a moose once bit my sister" Let it be me that says it.

22 posted on 11/12/2023 6:29:31 AM PST by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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On the road I live on was coming home about 20 MPH and saw deer on left side. Slowed down to let him pass, guess he thought I was blocking him. Next thing I know he’s gone but my rooftop antenna is going twang. Checked my car no damage, must have made it all the way over and clipped my antenna.


24 posted on 11/13/2023 3:35:55 AM PST by shoff (Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
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