Baptist Pro: Potlucks
Con: Diabetes
Presbyterian Pro: Majestic old hymns that cause your soul to rejoice in God's glory
Con: You are not allowed to move a single muscle while rejoicing in God's glory
Lutheran
Pro: LCMS
Con: ELCA
Catholic
Pro: Pope John Paul II
Con: Pope Francis
Non-Denominational
See: Baptist
Reformed Pro: Learn the doctrines of grace
Con: Learning the doctrines of grace somehow makes you an arrogant jerk
Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church Pro: Positive, uplifting messages
Con: Hell
Evangelical Megachurch Pro: Casual "come as you are" mentality
Con: You are a totally depraved wretch
Eastern Orthodox Pro: Full, robust beards
Con: The women have them too
Charismatic Pro: Hit your step goal 20 minutes into service
Con: Non-zero chance of getting knocked over by the pastor and/or bitten by a snake
Anglican Pro: Can have a beer & cigar with your priest
Con: Decent chance your priest is a drag queen
Episcopalian See Anglican, but read it in an American accent
Churches of Christ Pro: No musical instruments
Con: This means no cowbell :(
United Methodist Church Pro: Cool logo on church building
Con: Rainbow flag on church building
Unitarian Pro: You can do whatever you want and there's no God or hell
Con: Oh no! They're wrong and now you're in hell
That's it. That's all the Christian denominations there are. If your favorite denomination isn't listed, then it does not exist. Hope this helps you pick a church!
I think I’m going to “visit” the Haka one in New Zealand this Sunday lol. I hope the worship team are the same as the Haka team! How cool would that be?!
Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church
Pro: Positive, uplifting messages
Con: Hell
BE WARNED!