Posted on 10/31/2023 8:05:52 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to first responders, a member of the undead community has starved to death after lumbering around Capitol Hill in search of brains for several weeks and finding none.
"BRAAAAAAIINS!" said a reanimated corpse as he walked by Chuck Schumer, Lauren Boebert, AOC, and Ilhan Omar with disinterest. "NEEEED BRAAAAAAAAINS!"
Sources say that the reanimated corpse then shuffled to a stop and collapsed on the sidewalk of the National Mall in exhaustion. D.C.'s coroner later confirmed the undead creature died again of malnutrition, as there wasn't a single human skull containing a brain for miles around.
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But what about AOC?
The best satire has some undeniable truth woven into it.
AOC might also qualify as a Zombie.
Such a classic!
Here’s the video:
Bob Hope on Zombies and Democrats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k
Rotfl! Some things never change.
I hope no one fell for the woman seeking man ad and her delectable vegetarian cuisine.
I thought it was Biden or Mitch
That is what our Universities are turning out these days - Socialist Zombies, searching for brains.
There’s a local politician running ads Mads making these two points:
1)Housing is too expensive and young families can’t afford to live here, and
2) Development (shot of apartments/ townhouses being built) is destroying open space.
His mind does not see the contradiction. And he will never reach the cause and conclusion: there is too much immigration causing crowding, increased demand and prices and pressure for development.
The Bee is way off base here. These people are NOT stupid. They know exactly what they’re doing.
Smart or stupid, they have their own agenda and aren’t working in the interests of the country and the people.
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