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Zombie Wandering Capitol Hill In Search Of Brains Starves To Death
The Bee ^ | October 30, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 10/31/2023 8:05:52 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to first responders, a member of the undead community has starved to death after lumbering around Capitol Hill in search of brains for several weeks and finding none.

"BRAAAAAAIINS!" said a reanimated corpse as he walked by Chuck Schumer, Lauren Boebert, AOC, and Ilhan Omar with disinterest. "NEEEED BRAAAAAAAAINS!"

Sources say that the reanimated corpse then shuffled to a stop and collapsed on the sidewalk of the National Mall in exhaustion. D.C.'s coroner later confirmed the undead creature died again of malnutrition, as there wasn't a single human skull containing a brain for miles around.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee
Another timely and appropriate article from the new, Hard News, Bee!
1 posted on 10/31/2023 8:05:52 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

But what about AOC?


2 posted on 10/31/2023 8:07:30 AM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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To: Navy Patriot

The best satire has some undeniable truth woven into it.


3 posted on 10/31/2023 8:10:11 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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To: rdl6989

AOC might also qualify as a Zombie.


4 posted on 10/31/2023 8:15:04 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

5 posted on 10/31/2023 8:16:27 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Navy Patriot

6 posted on 10/31/2023 8:17:47 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Johnny Fever-Zombie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1YOt5d1o2U


7 posted on 10/31/2023 8:19:13 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Faux News: "We distort, you deride")
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To: dfwgator

Such a classic!

Here’s the video:

Bob Hope on Zombies and Democrats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k


8 posted on 10/31/2023 8:24:43 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: FreedomPoster

Rotfl! Some things never change.


9 posted on 10/31/2023 8:28:18 AM PDT by rdl6989 ( )
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To: dfwgator

I hope no one fell for the woman seeking man ad and her delectable vegetarian cuisine.


10 posted on 10/31/2023 8:33:12 AM PDT by shotgun
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To: Navy Patriot

I thought it was Biden or Mitch


11 posted on 10/31/2023 8:33:46 AM PDT by BigFreakinToad (Remember the Biden Kitchen Fire of 2004)
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To: shotgun
What do vegetarian zombies say when walking? "Grains grains!"
12 posted on 10/31/2023 9:00:46 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Arise and shine,and give God the glory!-A trail cook's morning call.)
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To: Navy Patriot

That is what our Universities are turning out these days - Socialist Zombies, searching for brains.


13 posted on 10/31/2023 9:16:13 AM PDT by silent majority rising
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To: Navy Patriot

There’s a local politician running ads Mads making these two points:

1)Housing is too expensive and young families can’t afford to live here, and

2) Development (shot of apartments/ townhouses being built) is destroying open space.

His mind does not see the contradiction. And he will never reach the cause and conclusion: there is too much immigration causing crowding, increased demand and prices and pressure for development.


14 posted on 10/31/2023 9:28:37 AM PDT by heartwood (Someone has to play devil's advocate.)
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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee is way off base here. These people are NOT stupid. They know exactly what they’re doing.


15 posted on 10/31/2023 9:54:10 AM PDT by Ken H (Trump 2024)
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To: Ken H

Smart or stupid, they have their own agenda and aren’t working in the interests of the country and the people.


16 posted on 10/31/2023 9:58:06 AM PDT by x
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