Sure, I "get" that you are obsessed with Volodymyr Zelenskyy's pecker and its image drives you crazy with lust and longing, of course it does for any fascist lunatic like you, fieldmarshaldj.
But if you want to ever become a decent human being again, you have to overcome such feeling, and set them aside.
As for alleged child sex trafficking, you have presented no facts to justify such claims, much less to support Ukraine's government's complicity in such things.
Finally, Zelenskyy's popularity with Ukrainians did not come from his over-the-top comedy acts, but rather from his television role acting as Ukraine's president in a series called "Servant of the People".
Ukrainians saw how he acted and liked what they saw, a little like we did with Ronald Reagan years ago.
As for George Washington and other US Founding Fathers, some were in fact more radical than many then or today realized.
For example, many, including Washington, were Freemasons, meaning a secret organization of globalists with ties in many other countries, most notably with Jews in the Netherlands who provided Washington with critical money at a moment of his maximum weakness during the winter of 1776 at Valley Forge.
And many Founders were also Deists or Unitarians, which albeit still Christians, had very different ideas about such theological doctrines as the Trinity.
My point is, by standards of their day, and even by some of ours, they were not 100% socially conservative.
We might also mention the sexual moral standards of such Founders as Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson and Gouverneur Morris -- "the rake who wrote the constitution".
What exactly such men did with pianos behind their closed doors we can never know, but we do know they had affairs and fathered babies by not-their-wives.
So, fieldmarshaldj, I do understand if Volodymyr Zelenskyy's pecker drives you insane with lust and longing, but for everyone else sake, you need to get over all that and focus, focus, focus on the difference between a man making music with his pecker versus a mass-murdering fascist dictator invading other countries without any justifications.
Can you do that for me?
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