[BroJoeK]

Atomic Vomit: "A gruesome simolacrum lying for blood money."

And yet, to a reasonable observer, the only actual lies being posted here come from simulacrums like Atomic Vomit.

How much do you get paid per lie?

[fieldmarshaldj]

"How much do you get paid per lie?"

Your hero warmongering propagandist and coward who fled to Switzerland, Davydov, gets 3/4ths of a million $$. I assume you don't quite net that much, Brother Joke.