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To: Morgana

Loitering — the oldest profession in the world.


2 posted on 10/11/2023 5:12:53 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (They say "Our Democracy" but they mean Cosa Nostra.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

second oldest.

I think being a barber is the oldest. I could be wrong though.


6 posted on 10/11/2023 5:16:37 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: ClearCase_guy
From an episode of "Barney Miller:"

A panhandler is brought into the precinct under arrest.

DIETRICH: There goes a member of the world's oldest profession.

WOJEHOWITZ: I thought prostitution was the world's oldest profession.

DIETRICH: Somebody had to ask for it.

10 posted on 10/11/2023 5:19:04 PM PDT by Publius
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To: ClearCase_guy

Get you a little something that you can’t get at home
Get you a little something that you can’t get at home
It’s pasties and a G-string, beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass and a Buffalo squeeze
Popcorn, front row, higher than a kite, and I’ll be back tomorrow night,
And I’ll be back tomorrow night


15 posted on 10/11/2023 5:20:59 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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