[ROCKLOBSTER]

If I’m ever asked to call someone by the pronoun “they”, I can always ask “Do you have a mouse in your pocket?” - the same way as when someone’s caught using the “royal we”.

Or you can say: "Oh, you have DID."

(Dissociative identity disorder (DID), formerly known as multiple personality disorder, split personality disorder or dissociative personality disorder)

"Then I'll just call you Sybil."

[Bigg Red]

I like it!