Posted on 10/06/2023 12:11:35 PM PDT by Boomer
Riley Gaines was robbed of a moment she’ll never get back when Lia Thomas crossed that finish line just ahead of her. She forever became the girl who lost rather than the star who won, as God intended.
While that was bad enough, it paled in comparison to the horrible things Whoopi Goldberg said about her live on national television.
“She can’t swim,” said Goldberg, “what kind of petulant child puts up two years’ worth of fights to solidify a 5th-place tie? Get a job.”
Gaines is likely to continue with her activism, announcing that she’s once again foregoing dental school for a lucrative career as a political pundit.
According to ALLOD Legal Analyzer Tara Newhole, Gaines will likely never amount to much else. “She’s angry and not quite good enough to continue competitive swimming,” said Newhole, “so this is a perfect career choice.”
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One of my favorite satire sites is thepeoplescube.com
Awww, how sweet! I love you too Lana!
Wanna date?
No one has figured out that this SATIRE?
More justice:
Jury Orders Disney to Pay “Wrongfully Terminated” Mandalorian Star Gina Carano $115 Million
https://billbordi.com/2023/10/06/jury-orders-disney-to-pay-wrongfully-terminated-mandalorian-star-gina-carano-115-million/
Like you said “ most negroes can’t swim”. I can testify to that. In Navy boot camp at Great Lakes Illinois in 1969 I witnessed just about every negro in our company fail the swimming test. Some had to be rolled back and do extra weeks of boot camp because of it. I remember some of them screaming like women and crying like pussies when the instructors pried their fingers from the railing and threw them off the platform into the deep end of the pool. Then when they were almost drowned, the instructors would poke at them with a long pole, let them hang onto it to get their breath, then jerk it away again and watch them flounder around. It was great, and was one of the few times we weren’t punished for laughing our asses off. Oh and most of them eventually did qualify and actually learned to swim.
Fake news. I wish it were true!
Thanks! And am reading these today/tomorrow
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