FBI Stops By Antifa Riot To Ask If They’ve Seen Any Dangerous MAGA Around

The Bee ^ | October 5, 2023 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

LOS ANGELES — According to sources, federal agents confronted a group of Antifa rioters who were in the middle of burning down a courthouse so they could ask them if they'd seen any dangerous MAGA around.

"Hey friends, you see any of them dangerous MAGA around?" a special agent later identified as David Friedkin reportedly asked while attempting to shield his face from the blaze. "It is imperative that we find them before they do something dangerous like calmly walk inside a federal building or vote for the wrong presidential candidate."

Witnesses claim one of the Antifa rioters was kind enough to stop throwing Molotov cocktails so he could answer. "Well golly gee wiz, mister! No MAGA types here, but that sure does sound dangerous!"

[Navy Patriot]

Wow, the FIB agents sure are dedicated!

[CatOwner]

Really hard to laugh at this one. Joke or not, the FBI has targeted anyone not associated with the leftists.

[Billthedrill]

I see the Bee is reporting straight news once again...

[Navy Patriot]

I see the Bee is reporting straight news once again...

Yep, the most accurate news reporting organization in America.

[US_MilitaryRules]

Sounds about right from the Bee. The gestapo is doing their job.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

The FBI is nothing but the Brownshirts of todays Democrat party. It absolutely baffles me how someone can take that job and not resign in protest. They make crap money to begin with so where are they hiring these damn thugs? From other countries? They were ordered to raid a former Presidents residence that is guarded by the secret service and these assholes actually went and did it? Especially when they know it was done to help this bum Biden win a second term? These aren’t Americans, they’re domestic enemies.

[lgjhn23]

“..These aren’t Americans, they’re domestic enemies....”

They’re AINOs: American In Name Only.
But hey...they get to make “lists”, a badge and a gun: makes em feel like real big deal TV stars. spit.

[TexasFreeper2009]

I can almost hear it... have you seen any MAGA types wearing funny hats and taking selfies?

huh? stop bothering me pig! I am trying to burn down this police station!

[Texas resident]

The Bee doesn’t have to resort to satire anymore.

[GreatRoad]

Perfect.

[TigersEye]

[grumpygresh]

I thought they stopped by antifa rioters to sign up recruits .

[SunkenCiv]

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[GOPJ]

According to sources, federal agents confronted a group of Antifa rioters who were in the middle of burning down a courthouse so they could ask them if they'd seen any dangerous MAGA around.

"Hey friends, you see any of them dangerous MAGA around?" a special agent later identified as David Friedkin reportedly asked while attempting to shield his face from the blaze. "It is imperative that we find them before they do something dangerous like calmly walk inside a federal building or vote for the wrong presidential candidate."

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[Fledermaus]

Pure scum. 100% of them, even the janitors.