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Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal
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| 10-2-2023
| Bee Staff
Posted on 10/03/2023 8:38:45 AM PDT by servo1969
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posted on
10/03/2023 8:38:46 AM PDT
by
servo1969
To: servo1969
LOL, the damn thing pulls itself, Like Baldwins gun.
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posted on
10/03/2023 8:42:32 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: servo1969
It’s only a matter of time until he thinks one of them is an ATM.
To: servo1969
Thanks, Bee. Would make a good T-shirt!
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posted on
10/03/2023 8:50:38 AM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: servo1969
Sitting in on a BB brainstorming session would probably be the most fun I’ve ever had...
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posted on
10/03/2023 8:53:34 AM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: servo1969
... empty the urinal after he drains his swamp?Ha!
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posted on
10/03/2023 8:55:16 AM PDT
by
silent_jonny
(Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin, Joe. The feet are at the door (Acts 5:9) 9-18-21)
To: servo1969
Must have eaten too many Carolina reapers the day before.
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posted on
10/03/2023 8:55:29 AM PDT
by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
To: servo1969
Chinese fortune cookie: DOORS WILL OPEN IF YOU PULL FIRE ALARM.
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posted on
10/03/2023 9:00:06 AM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
(May I please have a government shutdown?)
To: servo1969
How is he not ALREADY expelled from office???
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posted on
10/03/2023 9:00:19 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare)
To: servo1969
FLUSH
To: servo1969
That burning sensation while peeing is not a fire.
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posted on
10/03/2023 9:19:55 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: servo1969
That burning sensation while peeing is not a fire.
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posted on
10/03/2023 9:20:47 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: servo1969
Then he huffed and puffed but could not blowout the light-bulb
To: servo1969
Bowman brings new meaning to Bovine Excrement.
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posted on
10/03/2023 9:48:35 AM PDT
by
Rappini
("No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in it's preservation" MacArthr)
To: servo1969
I imagine it must be so much fun to work at the Bee. 😂
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posted on
10/03/2023 9:49:34 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Stop the Zeepers from Censoring FReepers)
To: servo1969; Liz
When pressed for further explanation, Rep. Bowman continued to claim it was an innocent error. "I'm really going to have to plead ignorance on this one," he said. "It activates the fire alarm? Seriously? I thought it said ‘FIRE' on it in huge, clear letters to let anyone know how to clear out the urinal after a long session of Congress. I'm being honest here." If anyone says Rep. Bowman is stupid or lying that person will be identified as 'racist' and will trigger full FBI and DOJ investigations... Our legal system knows who's dangerous (people who exercise free speech). The obvious 'white supremacist' will also be checked for nooses. bottles of bleach, and MAGA flags...
What a lovely country we live in ... Eff you Merrick Garland for your work creating a two tiered 'justice' system and a corrupt police state. And a place where such an obvious liar must be believed "or ELSE".. How many finger Winston?
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posted on
10/03/2023 9:57:15 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(MSNBC bimbos and pretentious 'men': "THE ELITE " ARE NOT "THE 1%". MAGA's not Marxist/Class envy..)
To: Allegra
I imagine it must be so much fun to work at the Bee. 😂 I think it would be one of the most difficult jobs, trying to craft satire that somehow stays ahead of the insane reality of this upside-down world. Not easy.
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posted on
10/03/2023 9:57:19 AM PDT
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: servo1969
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posted on
10/03/2023 10:11:43 AM PDT
by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: telescope115
You can’t make this stuff up.
To: servo1969
I’d be pleasantly surprised if’n he actually flushed at all.
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posted on
10/03/2023 10:52:38 AM PDT
by
LastDayz
(A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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