I wonder if somebody could get into one of Schumer’s NYC offices dressed like that.
Probably not. Even with a llama on a leash, a Rabbi, a trapeze artist and a sandwich.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.”
The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.”
The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.”
The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?”