Posted on 09/09/2023 4:36:29 AM PDT by MtnClimber
What if we just...do nothing?
Depending on how long it lasts, our time may be known as the Adhesive-Based Protest Epoch(sy).
Glue-ins began in 1997, when anti-roadway protesters in the U.K. began using tactics like locking themselves together using arm tubes or gluing themselves to walls and fences.
Following that event:
In 1999, climate activist group Earth First! pioneered "lock-ons," where protesters use bicycle locks or other devices to chain themselves together into human blockades.
Throughout the 2000s, environmental groups like Earth First! and later Extinction Rebellion began using more adhesive tactics.
In 2009, Greenpeace activists climbed Mount Rushmore and unfurled a banner after gluing their hands to the mountain.
In 2011, Occupy Wall Street protesters glued bricks to the floor in strategic places to make it harder to remove encampments.
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Generally, there is no absolute legal requirement mandating that glued or attached protesters must be forcibly removed in all situations. However, authorities do have significant discretion to remove criminal trespassers or those violating reasonable time, place, and manner restrictions on speech.
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Set up a few traffic combs around them to protect them and leave
so fo i, if they are left glued the spot they and others will think twice before doing it.. its taking away the attention they seek.
Add glue.
no, a dull knife or a piece of glass.
Pour a strong fast-setting epoxy on their glued parts and let them know that once it sets, amputation is the only option.
And leave them a bone saw in case they don't believe you.
After turning off the heat and lights.
“After turning off the heat and lights.”
Obviously, as they didn’t want to get the protesters even more angry.
Must have been quite smelly when rescue workers showed up 3 days later...but then again, isn’t that always the case with Leftists?
I guess I’m just an old softy. I would have simply found a way to move them off to the side of the roadway and left them there. Admittedly, trying to move a couple of bi-pedal buffalo encased in a barrel of cement would require a considerable amount of heavy lifting, the satisfaction of seeing them stuck on the side of an interstate highway would be well worth it. The entertainment provided to passing motorists would brighten their day as well.
I have a dull, rusty saw out in my garage that I would donate.
And put up a sign: Public Urinal.
A very sharp knife might remedy the situation!
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Leave them there, with no provisions.
But give them the very sharp knife.
cut the material they have glued themselves to out, replace the material, move the protester to the side. Leave them to their own devices.
Example: Glueing themselves to a road, dig out around the place move them and a portion of the road to the sidewalk, then fix the pothole, and leave.
Remove them with a flamethrower.
Once glued people should just beat them to a pulp and then cut off the glued body part. Look, people are going to have to get mean—go 19th Century. Are we men or mice? Note: You do not see such things in China or Russia.
No, no, give them a choice. Hand them a bottle nail polish remover and put an alarm/timer just out of reach. When the alarm sounds two officers will come over and yank the glued appendage free.
Years later, their sun bleached skeletons with arm stuck in the cement would serve it’s purpose, still.
Somehow your comment made me imagine a Gary Larson Far Side panel. Picture a couple of desiccated bodies with their arms still encased in cement, stranded on the roadside as cars are whizzing by. Larson could also - in true Far Side fashion - have one of the bodies asking itself if protesting in that way was such a brilliant idea.
Leave them there, and place a bottle of water just out of their reach.
And put a hacksaw or a hatchet within reach for them to use if necessary.
Everyone take turns peeing on them. Will eventually loosen the glue.
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