All of those tourists....
As someone who just had two patches of skin cancer removed from my face, the lyric should have been...
“All of those tourists covered with SPF 50”
But not as catchy I guess.
BTW, I had been doing “routine maintenance” with a dermatologist by having small suspicious things frozen off my face every year. Then “to protect my health”, because I might get a virus, I was denied that treatment for a couple of years. This lack of treatment caused what should have been a little problem to escalate into a big problem.
So glad the gov’t was there to protect my heatlh.