As someone who just had two patches of skin cancer removed from my face, the lyric should have been...
“All of those tourists covered with SPF 50”
But not as catchy I guess.
BTW, I had been doing “routine maintenance” with a dermatologist by having small suspicious things frozen off my face every year. Then “to protect my health”, because I might get a virus, I was denied that treatment for a couple of years. This lack of treatment caused what should have been a little problem to escalate into a big problem.
So glad the gov’t was there to protect my heatlh.
Yikes 😳