I think all cats are Democrats!
Why?
Me-”So Teega, are you going to be a good boy
for me today?”
Teega-
A. Stands up
B. Stretches luxuriously
C. Yawns
D. Walks off with nose in the air
Me-*Shakes bag of kitty food*
Teega-Slides back to home base like a MLB Player.
Yep!
Democrat!
Well, we aren’t going to let any cats vote then!!
Are you saying Teega can be bribed?
I started reading my cat clicker training book, I had forgotten all about how I did this with cotton. But it says clicker training is more of a bargain than training. Unless they are training us, which could be more like it. When cotton wanted a treat she would go through all of her tricks.
Ha! Two different points of view:
Cats Are Democrats, Dogs Are Republicans - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_y6ZSFTuQk
Cats are Republicans, dogs are Dems
Cats would gladly enforce the death penalty, particularly for dogs, the author writes. | U.S. Air Force Photo Close
Which brings us back to cats.
Have you ever tried to get a cat to do something? Anything at all? Out of pure principle, they will reject your command — even if they know full well it will benefit them.
Because above all else, above even their personal welfare, cats value freedom.
How else to explain that cats will spend all day looking out the window, but then if you put a leash on them to take them out, they’ll drop to the floor and scowl at you as if you were worst thing possible —perhaps an auditor from the Internal Revenue Service.
While we’re on the topic, cats would never pay taxes. Taxes are for suckers, they’d tell you.
But put a leash on the dog, and he’ll happily trot out the door and go wherever you take him.
This is really why cats hiss at dogs – not because dogs chase them.
My cats watch me endlessly throwing a tennis ball for my border collie – supposedly the smartest dog – and sneer with contempt. Such mindless obedience to a task. Such desperation to please. Disgusting.
Unlike dogs, cats have not had the ability to hunt bred out of them. I mean dogs can hunt, but only to chase their prey up a tree.
Cats finish the job. They are natural proponents of the Second Amendment. If they could get their paws around a trigger, they’d shoot to kill. Dogs are born skeet shooters - fishermen who throw their catch back in the lake.
What’s more, cats would gladly enforce the death penalty. Particularly for dogs.
Cats favor a foreign policy that is so assertive they sometimes need to be declawed. Dogs run together in a U.N.-style “dog park,” where they willingly submit to an overseeing body of owners whom they charge with keeping the peace.
But cats are to the left dogs when it comes to the environment. Just watch how they carefully cover up their business in their sandboxes, keeping everything fresh and nice. Dogs will – how shall we say – pollute right in your front lawn.
This doesn’t make dogs Republicans or cats Democrats. It just means that sometimes they can see the other side’s point.
Which of course makes them each wiser than their elected representatives in Washington
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